my happy ending
the signs as f.r.i.e.n.d.s quotes
  1. Aries: I win, you lose, I rule all, mini-wave in celebration of me!
  2. Taurus: PIZZA, WE LIKE PIZZA!
  3. Gemini: Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?
  4. Cancer: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?
  5. Leo: I wish I could but I don't want to.
  6. Virgo: Why, why do bad things happen to good people?
  7. Libra: I couldn't say no twice. I got this uncontrollable need to please people.
  8. Scorpio: I’m really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.
  9. Sagittarius: I mean sure I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
  10. Capricorn: Oh I'm sorry did my back hurt your knife?
  11. Aquarius: I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my mother.
  12. Pisces: What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing?
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